9839 Blyth Drive, Evansville, IN 47725

You are Bob Ross, and this is a 2,500-square-foot blank canvas on which you can create your own happy little world in the middle of comfy McCutchanville. Cover it with a layer of clean Titanium White, moody Midnight Black, or perhaps earthy Phthalo Green—whatever soothes you like the cadence of that velvety-smooth voice soothes your viewers. There are plenty of empty corners that would be perfect for a giant, slightly obtrusive tree or stone (or both). The only piece of decor remaining in this house is a vertical mirror for you to primp your impeccably round & fluffy hair.