WHITBY BEACH FRONT

Welcome to 123 Quirky Lane, the house that puts the "fun" in dysfunctional! This architectural marvel boasts slanted floors perfect for impromptu indoor skiing and walls so thin you can eavesdrop on your neighbor's dreams. The kitchen features a vintage stove that doubles as a time machine (destination: 1952) and a refrigerator that moonlights as a portal to Narnia.Upstairs, you'll find bedrooms with windows strategically placed for maximum bird voyeurism and a bathroom where the toilet flushes in Morse code. The master suite includes a walk-in closet that occasionally walks out, and a balcony ideal for dramatically reenacting scenes from Romeo and Juliet (audience not included).The backyard is a veritable wonderland, complete with a garden gnome fight club and a shed that may or may not be sentient. The swimming pool is conveniently shaped like Australia, perfect for geography enthusiasts or those who've always wanted to backstroke across the Outback.Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind home that's not just a conversation starter, but a full-blown comedy routine! Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, confusion, and the irresistible urge to host the wackiest dinner parties in town.