AUCH, Midi-Pyrénées, Address available on request

One wonders what it's doing here, with its Mediterranean villa vibe. It's like stepping into a Slim Aarons photograph. We wouldnt be surprised to see bikini-clad beauties sipping Martinis by the pool. Or perhaps an older couple lounging on deck chairs, sunglasses on, gazing at the scenery. ThatS when we realize: here, the sea is green. Stretching endlessly, it undulates gently all the way to the distant Pyrenees. WeRe on the deck of a luxury yacht, lazily slicing through time under the blue sky. The calm is overwhelming. Just the gurgle of a fountain, a birds song, a deer passing through the tall grass. A few strokes in the pool to cool off.

Suddenly, a big party. Chic people, friends laughing out loud, a drink in hand. Children jumping and shouting in the pool, splashing everyone. The men are busy at the barbecue. We dance to loud music. The neighbors dont mind theyre far away. The sun is beating down. WeLl need to open the awnings. How about a walk in the woods? Its cool there. And with a bit of luck, well see some pheasants. Or hares. By the way, did you see the pond with the goldfish and water lilies? Come, Ive put my new car in the garage. Have you tried the fruits from the garden?

Evening falls. Unfortunately, it starts to rain. Let's take shelter. Patio or living room? Both are spacious. Unless you'd prefer a game of billiards in the game room? Are you staying overnight? The studio is ready. Stay a few days with the kids, the guesthouse is free.

It's late. We go to bed, eyes lost on the pool that has regained its calm. WeLl clean the kitchen later, its hidden enough not to see the mess.

Tomorrow, we'll go shopping in Auch, it's only ten minutes away. But only after a good soak in the whirlpool tub. Then I'll isolate myself a bit in my office. I have work to finish before tinkering in the shed.

Hey, tonight, do we have company or are we having a romantic evening on the terrace?