Valencia City, Valencian Community, Address available on request

Details :- Reference: KNWX-T2007. Welcome to TransylValencia a place that casts no shadow, where you can lie in your crypt undisturbed by the harsh (For Vampires) Valencia sunlight all day before emerging into the night and searching out the blood of your victims to reenergise yourself and maintain your youthful looks. . . How can you buy this perfect home then you lovely creature of the night? Well, to start off with the current owner has to invite you over the threshold I believe otherwise you cannot enter. . . Once inside you will see to your right the circular staircase apparently taken from the Transylvanian Castle and brought to live in the Carmen in Valencia to connect up the various floors of this apartment and take you out into the night on the decently sized roof terrace where you can turn into a bat, joining the other hundreds of more Valencian and less bloodthirsty bats flitting through our skies at night and feasting on any stray mozzies. . . The main floor does have a lot of light in the livng room and kitchen so leave your feasts until after dark of course. Where we get this theme of Vampirism though is from the three bedrooms and their lack of direct sunlight. One bedroom has a high window which will require blackout blinds to make sure a shaft of sunlight never pierces your gloom or melts you, one has a roof window but that could also be blacked out if required. The third small room, basically a glorified cupboard, is perfect for visiting family members such as Uncle Vlad the Impaler the sixth on his latest European sojourn as no light will ever penetrate the room. . . For those of you really wanting more darkness then there is an underground garage space for your hearse and if you knock the lights out in the lift then you are entombed in total darkness while it travels up to your floor. . . Unfortunately there are no turrets, drawbridges or ramparts in the building as it was built in 2007 but on the plus side there's a definite lack of garlic, no wooden stakes to be seen and definitely no crosses on the walls so swings and roundabouts really.